Welcome to the short stories section! There are lots of funny stories here. Read some.
Big Fat Puffle:
One day there was a penguin. This penguin was named “Mr. Penguin”. Mr. Penguin went to the Pet Shop and bought a red puffle. Mr. Penguin named his new puffle “The Puffle”. Mr. Penguin looked at The Puffle and his smile turned into a frown. He said “Awwwwwwwwwww… you look hungry, your poor little hairball! Do they even feed you at this place?” . The Puffle responded “They said “NO FREE FOOD!”.” Mr. Penguin started crying, and walk over to the puffle food and bought a bag. Still crying, Mr. Penguin opened the 2,000 pound bag of puffle food, and poured some on the ground infront of The Puffle. Mr. Penguin’s teary sad face turned into a huge happy smile that looked like this:

When The Puffle finished eating the puffle food, he let out a burp and fell down and got to sleep. The next midnight, when The Puffle woke up, his stomach rumbled as loud and a title wave heading towards you, and Mr. Penguin woke up. He said “AWWWWWWWW!” and gave the the puffle the entire 2,000 pound bag of puffle food. The puffle opened his mouth as wide as a cruise boat and ate it all in one bite. Mr. Penguin let out his giant smile again and stared at the puffle. The puffle let out a burp 200 times as loud as the last one and it started a tornado and the top of the igloo teared off, and Mr. Penguin lifted off the ground, but the tornado was small, so it wasn’t strong enough to lift up Mr. Penguin into the tornado. Instead, Mr. Penguin was in the air, spinning around in circles. The Puffle was too fat to lift off the ground:

The end!
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